Before we Begin
(Unlikely Items You need)

First off, allow me to say a few things on cleaning house. Cleaning can be very theraputic, especially when it's done and you can sit back, light some candles and pour a well deserved glass of wine or beverage of your choice. Wine is good, I like wine, but I digress.

I've been married for a very long time (17 years at last count). And no matter how I've tried, my man just doesn't get it when it comes to house cleaning. My son doesn't get it either. Not many men get it. If you're a man and you get it then I applaude you.

Somehow, much to my chagrin, I am the maid. If I could afford a house keeper, I would certainly get one but it's not in the cards right now. So I have come up with the most important item that makes ME feel better while I clean. AND, it may help YOU to feel better while you clean as well!

The number one most important thing to have while you clean is....a TIARA! That's right, a tiara. You may have never worn a tiara in your life, which is why right now is the PERFECT time for you to crown thy self.

Tiaras aren't just for prom queens and princesses and her majesty herself during tea. It's for all of us. Those who scrub the bathroom, the kitchen, the yucky grimey crevices only you know to clean.

I discovered the glory of the Tiara one day while on strike against my family back in LA. I had put signs on my car: This Wife is on Strike due to unfair Labor Practices; Equal Cleaning Equal Chores; No Help No Peace. Honk, If you're a mom tired of doing everything. (Let me tell you, I got a lot of support on the 101 freeway). On my lunch break, I stopped by a Magic Store and purchased a Tiara which I wore home and decided that no matter what I am the Queen, Damn It, and if I have to do all the cleaning, well then I will do it with style and grace.

Be good to yourself...buy a Tiara today....